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	<title>Kris Sharma</title>
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		<title>Office Drone Strike</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 15:40:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Michael wakes up to the sound of his alarm clock. After hitting the snooze button, he gets up to make a simple breakfast. Some oatmeal, maybe some eggs. Then it&#8217;s a quick shower and shave. Get dressed. Then off to work. From 8:30 to 5:00, Monday through Friday, Michael kills people from a computer terminal [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Myth Of The Gentle Hero</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Dec 2012 20:16:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(Warning: Extreme nerd rambling ahead) So I was watching &#8220;Superman vs. The Elite&#8221; the other day. Yes, it is a cartoon. Yes, I am a grown man. And yes, it is a little sad. &#8220;You took the words right out of my mouth.&#8221; Exactly. Moving on. The movie starts with Atomic Skull, a super villain who [...]]]></description>
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		<title>X-Mas</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2012 18:37:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Ah, it&#8217;s that time of year. When the snow starts to fall, families come together, and idiots bitch and moan about the abbreviation &#8220;Xmas&#8221;. Incidentally, this is the time of year where I buy lots of antacids and curse the decline of the American school system. But not this year! Because hopefully, this easy-to-read [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Snake Oil</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Sep 2012 19:58:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A couple hundred years ago, traveling salesmen used to ride around the country selling cure-all medicines and potions. They&#8217;d go from town to town, peddling a &#8220;wondrous snake oil&#8221; that would cure everything from measles to polio. And excited rubes would empty their pockets, because who WOULDN&#8217;T want such amazing medicine? Of course, those salesmen [...]]]></description>
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		<title>MyMusic Live show</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jul 2012 17:18:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sean Hill and I did a goofy freestyle battle on the MyMusic Live show recently.Click on the top left tab on the video (it&#8217;s purple) to skip to that section:]]></description>
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		<title>Death Of The Apprentice</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jun 2012 17:58:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Years ago, I read a biography on Bill Cosby. He&#8217;d done a stint in the Navy, dropped out of Temple University, and decided to become a comedian at age 23. His very first gig was at a bar where he got paid 200 dollars a week and a room upstairs.  And that&#8217;s how he learned [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Get vs. Give</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2012 17:48:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Self Improvement]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have a nasty habit. “What, eating peanut butter out of the jar? That is pretty gross&#8212;“ No, not that. “Clipping your fingernails at red lights? That’s more weird than anything else&#8212;“ No, dammit! It’s something that I say. A phrase that causes more pain and heartache than anything else. “That doesn&#8217;t narrow it down. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Anger Is the Answer</title>
		<link>http://krissharma.com/anger-is-the-answer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Apr 2012 15:32:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Self Improvement]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://krissharma.com/?p=290</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[If you are a comedian, there is a phrase you said before you ever dared to pick up a microphone. Maybe it was to a friend, or under your breath, and quite probably in a cloud of alcohol. &#8220;I could do better than THAT.&#8221; In fact, I think the majority of standups out there first [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Skin Deep</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2012 16:36:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So the internet is ablaze over this article: &#8216;Why Women Hate Me For Being Beautiful&#8217; The author, Samantha Brick, lets us common folk know what it&#8217;s like to be incredibly gorgeous. Throughout my adult life, I’ve regularly had bottles of bubbly or wine sent to my restaurant table by men I don’t know. Once, a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cricket Wireless Commercial</title>
		<link>http://krissharma.com/cricket-wireless-commercial/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Mar 2012 00:28:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A commercial I did a little while ago: Cricket Pigeons from Leap Wireless on Vimeo. &#160; &#160;]]></description>
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